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August 7, 2009

12:34 today!

For most of us, this will be once in our lifetime, the very special moment... At 56 seconds past 12:34am today, the time and date will be in interesting sequence. Enjoy. Our convention for date in short form is, unfortunately... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 07 Aug 2009 11:25 AM | read this entry

August 2, 2009

chook in court

Today's big news - a chicken named Mr Clucky was the centrepiece of the court battle in Miami. Authorities there want Mr Clucky out, but Mr Clucky is a celebrity rooster and Miami Beach tourist favorite. Mr Clucky's owner Mark... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Aug 2009 11:11 PM | read this entry

July 25, 2009

ladders

Not everybody lives in beautiful Boston with a nice big house, there are people living in apartments with pets. And denying your cats' freedom of entering the house while you are away is something unacceptable (Rev. Dr. Wu Yi, you... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 Jul 2009 5:18 PM | read this entry

May 29, 2009

why did the chicken cross the road? here's the answer

From today's news headline (or one of the news headline) from America, the mystery of this age old question has been solved! Here's the answer: (Click the screen shot above to watch the short video clip) Enjoy! (also, more about... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 29 May 2009 3:30 PM | read this entry

April 25, 2009

having trouble waking up?

Have trouble getting yourself out of the bed in the morning? You might want to consider this: Gong Alarm Clock. (continue for the YouTube video... )... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 Apr 2009 11:46 PM | read this entry

April 7, 2009

baa, baa, bad sheep

I am sure that Rev. Dr. Wu Yi would find the following clip very entertaining. (click the above QuickTime player screen shot to play the clip) Back in High Class Remote Village, we tie the sheep up just like we... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 07 Apr 2009 9:46 AM | read this entry

April 1, 2009

happy April Fool's day

Happy April Fool's Day. (Just in case that Don has been studying too hard and forgot about the 1st of April thing.) Here's a clip for some of the best ever pranks. Enjoy! (click the above Quick Time player... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 01 Apr 2009 8:57 AM | read this entry

March 20, 2009

remember to wear undies

If you are one of those today's fashion teenagers who like to wear pants low (or baggy pants), remember to wear underpants. The cost of being caught not wearing undies? $250 fine. A Sunshine Coast (Queensland) teenage boy was... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 20 Mar 2009 10:59 PM | read this entry

March 19, 2009

a work of art outside a gallery

This interesting work of art is likely to get sued immediately if it is placed in America. Many Americans know very well on how to make a fortune by suing someone or some companies. Reported by Seven News last night.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 19 Mar 2009 10:38 PM | read this entry

February 26, 2009

Bonds - new active

Last year, I posted a funny Bonds commercial, Here's another funny commercial from Bonds. It is by the same sportsman who made the “very very comfy undies” commercial. (Sorry Don, I know certain open-source extremists loathe any sorts of advertisement,... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 26 Feb 2009 10:55 PM | read this entry

February 24, 2009

how to catch big chickens

This is a commercial from Purina. It shows the old fashion way of catching (un-tied) big chickens. Enjoy. Back in the High Class Remote Village, to catch a foreign giant chickens (turkeys) all you have to do is ride on... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 24 Feb 2009 5:30 PM | read this entry

February 13, 2009

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

Just a day before the expensive rose day, today is the first Friday the 13th in 2009. This year, we will have three (3) Friday the Thirteenths. The next one is in March, and the third one is in... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Feb 2009 9:18 AM | read this entry

January 24, 2009

a Pizza Hut is closed for good

I noticed this sign when I was in Devonport (Tasmania). Sadly, a business is shutting down. And, this won't be listed on Engrish.com website for a simple reason: the sign was not posted in Japan or China. (click above image... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 24 Jan 2009 9:44 AM | read this entry

December 18, 2008

7 Deadly Sins/7 Heavenly Virtues... on web designs

In the past, I posted Wisteria Lane version of the Ten Commandments, and the Ten Catmandments, then the news about the Seven new sins. There's modern day's e-Deadly Sins. I found out this interesting paragraph discussing web designs and the... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Dec 2008 5:59 PM | read this entry

December 16, 2008

chicken parade

Have you ever seen chicken parade? There's a photo from somewhere in France. Well, they are large chickens actually, commonly known as turkeys. Rev. Dr. Wu Yi knows well that back in High Class Remote Village, all our High Class... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 16 Dec 2008 12:56 PM | read this entry

November 27, 2008

thanksgiving turkey day; Sarah Palin

Here's an interview interview with former US Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin. She seems to be very keen on getting more TV appearances. Pay attention to the background. I am sure all chickens in the Remote Village would be outraged.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 27 Nov 2008 9:17 AM | read this entry

November 21, 2008

two faces are cuter than one

Remember the unicorn, a two-headed lamb, then a girl with 4 arms and 4 legs? Few days ago in Perth, there was a new born kitten with two faces, almost two heads. Yesterday, Rev. Dr. Wu Yi informed me about... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 21 Nov 2008 11:33 PM | read this entry

November 14, 2008

in the middle of a roundabout

You can find something interesting around Sydney, in the middle of a roundabout. And the actual artwork. (as usual, more photo follows...)... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 14 Nov 2008 12:07 PM | read this entry

November 13, 2008

tiger cubs are very friendly

Remember the store of a sow, three tiger cubs and a dozen piglets mentioned in late September? It turns out that tiger cubs are very easy to get along with. Presenting the chimpanzee mother and her two tiger cubs.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Nov 2008 12:42 PM | read this entry

November 4, 2008

Melbourne Cup Day news

Not about the next occupant of The White House, but I have some exciting news on this Melbourne Cup Day. Remember the poor little swine Bruce who made headlines a few weeks back? He caused some trouble to Caroline, and... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 04 Nov 2008 7:03 PM | read this entry

September 25, 2008

cubs, piglets and a sow

The title can be read as baby tigers, baby pigs and a pig mother. (to Don: Antony does not speak English.) This must be week of pig or perhaps year of pig. Bruce the pushy pig who made the headline... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 Sep 2008 9:34 PM | read this entry

September 24, 2008

little piggy is saved

An update about Bruce the pushy pig who made the headline yesterday, he was granted clemency. I couldn't put it any better (to Don: Antony does not speak English.), there's from tonight's 7News: ”Rangers used bananas to entice Bruce... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 24 Sep 2008 10:03 PM | read this entry

September 23, 2008

poor little swine

A little village Uki in northern New South Wales (not far from the border between NSW and Queensland) has an interesting news. There was a pig named Bruce, and he was loved by Caroline and neighbours. However, Bruce became “over... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 23 Sep 2008 7:56 PM | read this entry

September 13, 2008

nothing beats the USA

After the resigning of Morris Iemma as NSW Premier (see previous entry). The new Premier Nathan Rees appointed Matt Brown as Minister for Police and Minister for the Illawarra on Monday (8 Sept 2008). He resigned 3 days later (11... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Sep 2008 5:31 PM | read this entry

August 12, 2008

Bonds - The Short

Back in 2005, Play Underwear designed a very smart underwear, for geeks and music fans - iBoxer. An undie with a pocket designed for holding the state of art iPods. (SillyDog701 forum discussion) Then, Levi's has iJeans. (SillyDog701 forum discussion)... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 12 Aug 2008 10:36 PM | read this entry

June 5, 2008

Miss Man on Australia's Got Talent

Tuesday night's Australia's Got Talent Semi-Final 2 featured Miss Man's performance. Here's the video clip: (Click the screenshot above to watch the video clip) Enjoy the drag queen show! Just for those who don't know, Dannii Minogue is Kylie Minogue's... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 05 Jun 2008 8:40 AM | read this entry

May 6, 2008

Australia's favourite chicken

I am sure Rev. Dr. Wu Yi will like this commercial. Nando has a commercial in the style of Australia's Got Talent or Australian Idol. Here's the clip: For the profile of each chicken contestant, please visit http://bigchicken.com.au/ The video... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 06 May 2008 8:11 PM | read this entry

April 30, 2008

it's momsense: Mom's Overture

From my recorded video clip. There's a very interesting one from The Morning Show. Comedian Anita Renfroe showed everything a mom would say in a 24-hour period. Click on the screen shot below to watch the clip. Well, listen carefully.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 30 Apr 2008 11:39 PM | read this entry

November 10, 2007

no urinal games, says Belgium police

(From Engadget. ) There is (or was) something called "urinal-based racing game" which I've never heard of. It is said that you can have a racing game while peeing. You drive with your pee, according to Engadget. The purposed installation... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 10 Nov 2007 12:29 PM | read this entry

November 2, 2007

10 rolls of toilet per day per soldiers!?

According to News.com.au, German soldiers use 800 million rolls of toilet paper a year. Former soldiers said the number is actually a lot higher. That equals to 10 rolls of toilet paper a day per soldier. One blogger recalled that... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Nov 2007 4:49 PM | read this entry

October 18, 2007

save the poo, save the planet

According to an Indian environmental expert, you can save the environment by saving your poo (excrement, faeces or simply shit whichever you want to call it). The principle is simple according to Mr Pathak. A toilet system that organically breaks... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Oct 2007 10:05 AM | read this entry

October 10, 2006

Optus animal

Recently, Optus has an interesting animal commercial on TV in Australia. I captured it here: (streaming video, 1 min) If I remember correctly, Telecom NZ had quite a few animal commercials. Telecom NZ's commercials were trying to show how cute... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 10 Oct 2006 4:46 AM | read this entry

August 9, 2006

remarkably similar

Just some screenshots from the stream of WWDC06 Keynote. It's not hard to notice the interface of upcoming Windows Vista looks just like Mac OS X Tiger, released more than one year ago, on 29th April 2005. The default layout:... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 09 Aug 2006 1:07 PM | read this entry

August 1, 2006

a dog, a cat and some food

I saw following video on You Tube, it's kind of funny. If you were a cat, and you lived with a dog who eats your food, you got to know how to protect your food. You can watch this clip... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 01 Aug 2006 12:33 PM | read this entry

February 22, 2006

Apple OS X Intel Poem, take 2

Don L. from HardwareHacks 2000 wrote following poem to me,Antony's karma check for today: There once was an extremist that whined that open-source supporters were blind, yet through his magic glasses, he thought he was speaking the truth, but found... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 22 Feb 2006 9:56 AM | read this entry

August 29, 2005

monkeys and cats

I saw this photo from Foo York (formerly known as iamcol.com) website. It's so funny.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 29 Aug 2005 7:43 AM | read this entry

March 29, 2005

two stupid bandits

NSW teenagers who robbed US$171,000 from a US bank photographed themselves in a toilet with the stolen cash.

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Posted by Antony on 29 Mar 2005 12:42 AM | read this entry

March 2, 2004

it's wise to carry a spare battery

... or you might get arrested when you charge your laptop in public. A 23-year-old travelling Greenpeace activist arrested last year for plugging his Apple iBook into a railway station power socket. He apparently low on battery power. The electricity... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Mar 2004 2:36 PM | read this entry