AntBlog701: funny Archives

May 1, 2012

everybody loves donkey, even diggers!

Without a doubt, donkeys are friendly animals. Apart from taking Donkey Express, donkeys can provide great entertainments to human. This news.com.au report shows a good example of it.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 01 May 2012 8:22 AM | read this entry

April 18, 2012

kangaroos, koalas and emus aren't actually cute

If you are visiting Australia to see (or even touch) kangaroos, emus and koalas, you'd better think again. They are not that friendly like cats. The Telegraph has the video clips to show you the reality. To see friendly native... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Apr 2012 5:39 PM | read this entry

February 18, 2012

living longer after announced dead

That's the NSW Postcard Society for you. Apart from collecting stamps, Laurent is also interested in postcards. There's a postcard collecting society called “New South Wales Postcard Collectors Society Inc.” which issues 4 printed bulletins per year. The bulletins are... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Feb 2012 8:20 AM | read this entry

February 1, 2012

one person screaming is not enough

Few days ago I mentioned that I bought an iMac for 99 cents. To pick up that 99 cents bargain, Laurent and I drove to Terrigal (in Central Coast). I noticed two interesting signs: Apparently, one person screaming is not... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 01 Feb 2012 10:53 PM | read this entry

December 20, 2011

got a crying baby? you need a caring cat!

This video says it all. The easiest and the best way to put a crying baby to sleep.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 20 Dec 2011 11:18 PM | read this entry

November 18, 2011

life before computer

This picture says it all Our lucky friend Don grew up in computing age. He not just uses calculator in class, but also his private laptop. Instead of taking notes with pen and paper, he took notes in his private... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Nov 2011 8:15 PM | read this entry

November 6, 2011

did not sleep well?

You probably need this: pig pillow The warmest pillow in the world, and it rhymes with breath to keep you in good sleep. And if you find yourself hungry in the morning, you know the bacon is not far. (picture... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 06 Nov 2011 9:15 AM | read this entry

September 22, 2011

you can't teach an old dog, but you can train a pig!

Today's best news from Seven News. We all know that you can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can actually a pig. Here's the video: Download video as MP4 (H.264), WebM or Ogg var v = document.getElementById("movie1"); v.onclick... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 22 Sep 2011 9:04 PM | read this entry

September 19, 2011

Star Wars, the kitten version

Star Wars has been a cult for geeks, particularly those white Americans. For the rest of us, even if we are not that into Star Wars, most of us know what Star Wars is. And here's an amazing kitten version... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 19 Sep 2011 8:03 PM | read this entry

September 9, 2011

abcdefghijk (Sunrise joke of the day)

From this morning's Sunrise's ‘Joke of the day’: A wife asks her husband to describe her. He says, “You are A B C D E F G H I J K.” She asks what that stands for. He says, “You... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 09 Sep 2011 3:39 PM | read this entry

June 18, 2011

cows are smart these days

And a farmer finally figured how his cows keeps getting out at night. The farmer decided to �beef up� the security of his cows at night. Here's the video: Download video as MP4 (H.264), WebM or Ogg. var v =... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Jun 2011 8:53 PM | read this entry

June 13, 2011

I did not know iPad can do magic

Firstly, sorry Don, I know this is about the device Don hates. It is a pretty impressive performance. Enjoy. (above player not working? try this link )... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Jun 2011 10:34 AM | read this entry

May 25, 2011

if you have a cat and an iPad

Actually, an Android Tablet will do, you will need click on those web-apps for your cat. To Don's approval, the three games provided are HTML 5 and CSS3 web based. They are free! In other words, not sold on the... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 May 2011 11:30 PM | read this entry

May 20, 2011

end of the world... Judgement Day this Sunday

According to (one preacher's interpretation of) the Bible, this Saturday 21st May 2011 is the Judgement Day 6pm Eastern Time (US time) or Sunday in Australia. What are suppose to happen? The largest earthquakes worldwide, and 97% of people... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 20 May 2011 8:45 AM | read this entry

May 18, 2011

lucky American teens

We all know that Americans are born luckier than many other nations, they were born with a huge list of "American rights", not just making their Americans' freedom of speech, as well as allowing them to make a fortune from... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 May 2011 10:04 PM | read this entry

March 14, 2011

who's afraid of the big bad fox?

Apparently, those chooks aren't afraid of the big bad fox. According to the owner, the chickens stunned the fox when they saw him coming to the hatch. And to Rev. Dr. Wu Yi, all Remote Village chickens have mastered... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 14 Mar 2011 9:26 AM | read this entry

September 14, 2010

100 lucky window shopping cats

Thanks to IKEA, 100 lucky felines were able to do a proper window shopping at an English IKEA store, examining every single products. As for me? I haven't has much time doing window shopping at IKEA for quite a while.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 14 Sep 2010 10:34 PM | read this entry

August 22, 2010

today's eggciting news

Today's headline news and very eggciting! Yeah, it's our chicken talk again. I have a feeling that Rev. Dr. Wu Yi would be interested in this news. Click on the screenshot below to watch the short video.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 22 Aug 2010 11:49 PM | read this entry

today's eggciting news

Posted by Antony on 22 Aug 2010 11:49 PM | read this entry

August 13, 2010

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

Just in case Don has been working too hard recently, I'd like to inform him that today's Friday the Thirteenth. So far, nothing special has happened here. All good. Stay safe and have a Friday the Thirteenth. related blog... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Aug 2010 2:51 PM | read this entry

June 2, 2010

Don (Key) is the preferred prime minister

According to this morning's outdoor poll by Channel 7's Sunrise, Don could be the next prime minister of Australia. Here's the voting result: (conducted outside Sunrise Brekky Central.) And here's the screen shot of the most popular candidate.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Jun 2010 11:28 PM | read this entry

January 18, 2010

you are a pervert unless giving up your seat, says British Airways.

We all know that if you are not of white Caucasian appearance, you are being assumed as a terrorist or a drug smuggler at airport security. Authorities may refuse to admit so, but it is pretty well known that the... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Jan 2010 2:03 PM | read this entry

December 7, 2009

Christmas decoration

What if you live next door neighbour to a house with Christmas decoration like this? Of course you can't let your next door neighbour take all the attentions. You have to do this instead:... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 07 Dec 2009 8:36 PM | read this entry

August 7, 2009

12:34 today!

For most of us, this will be once in our lifetime, the very special moment... At 56 seconds past 12:34am today, the time and date will be in interesting sequence. Enjoy. Our convention for date in short form is, unfortunately... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 07 Aug 2009 11:25 AM | read this entry

August 2, 2009

chook in court

Today's big news - a chicken named Mr Clucky was the centrepiece of the court battle in Miami. Authorities there want Mr Clucky out, but Mr Clucky is a celebrity rooster and Miami Beach tourist favorite. Mr Clucky's owner Mark... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Aug 2009 11:11 PM | read this entry

July 25, 2009

ladders

Not everybody lives in beautiful Boston with a nice big house, there are people living in apartments with pets. And denying your cats' freedom of entering the house while you are away is something unacceptable (Rev. Dr. Wu Yi, you... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 Jul 2009 5:18 PM | read this entry

May 29, 2009

why did the chicken cross the road? here's the answer

From today's news headline (or one of the news headline) from America, the mystery of this age old question has been solved! Here's the answer: (Click the screen shot above to watch the short video clip) Enjoy! (also, more about... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 29 May 2009 3:30 PM | read this entry

April 25, 2009

having trouble waking up?

Have trouble getting yourself out of the bed in the morning? You might want to consider this: Gong Alarm Clock. (continue for the YouTube video... )... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 Apr 2009 11:46 PM | read this entry

April 7, 2009

baa, baa, bad sheep

I am sure that Rev. Dr. Wu Yi would find the following clip very entertaining. (click the above QuickTime player screen shot to play the clip) Back in High Class Remote Village, we tie the sheep up just like we... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 07 Apr 2009 9:46 AM | read this entry

April 1, 2009

happy April Fool's day

Happy April Fool's Day. (Just in case that Don has been studying too hard and forgot about the 1st of April thing.) Here's a clip for some of the best ever pranks. Enjoy! (click the above Quick Time player... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 01 Apr 2009 8:57 AM | read this entry

March 20, 2009

remember to wear undies

If you are one of those today's fashion teenagers who like to wear pants low (or baggy pants), remember to wear underpants. The cost of being caught not wearing undies? $250 fine. A Sunshine Coast (Queensland) teenage boy was... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 20 Mar 2009 10:59 PM | read this entry

March 19, 2009

a work of art outside a gallery

This interesting work of art is likely to get sued immediately if it is placed in America. Many Americans know very well on how to make a fortune by suing someone or some companies. Reported by Seven News last night.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 19 Mar 2009 10:38 PM | read this entry

February 26, 2009

Bonds - new active

Last year, I posted a funny Bonds commercial, Here's another funny commercial from Bonds. It is by the same sportsman who made the �very very comfy undies� commercial. (Sorry Don, I know certain open-source extremists loathe any sorts of advertisement,... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 26 Feb 2009 10:55 PM | read this entry

February 24, 2009

how to catch big chickens

This is a commercial from Purina. It shows the old fashion way of catching (un-tied) big chickens. Enjoy. Back in the High Class Remote Village, to catch a foreign giant chickens (turkeys) all you have to do is ride on... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 24 Feb 2009 5:30 PM | read this entry

February 13, 2009

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

Just a day before the expensive rose day, today is the first Friday the 13th in 2009. This year, we will have three (3) Friday the Thirteenths. The next one is in March, and the third one is in... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Feb 2009 9:18 AM | read this entry

January 24, 2009

a Pizza Hut is closed for good

I noticed this sign when I was in Devonport (Tasmania). Sadly, a business is shutting down. And, this won't be listed on Engrish.com website for a simple reason: the sign was not posted in Japan or China. (click above image... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 24 Jan 2009 9:44 AM | read this entry

December 18, 2008

7 Deadly Sins/7 Heavenly Virtues... on web designs

In the past, I posted Wisteria Lane version of the Ten Commandments, and the Ten Catmandments, then the news about the Seven new sins. There's modern day's e-Deadly Sins. I found out this interesting paragraph discussing web designs and the... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Dec 2008 5:59 PM | read this entry

December 16, 2008

chicken parade

Have you ever seen chicken parade? There's a photo from somewhere in France. Well, they are large chickens actually, commonly known as turkeys. Rev. Dr. Wu Yi knows well that back in High Class Remote Village, all our High Class... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 16 Dec 2008 12:56 PM | read this entry

November 27, 2008

thanksgiving turkey day; Sarah Palin

Here's an interview interview with former US Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin. She seems to be very keen on getting more TV appearances. Pay attention to the background. I am sure all chickens in the Remote Village would be outraged.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 27 Nov 2008 9:17 AM | read this entry

November 21, 2008

two faces are cuter than one

Remember the unicorn, a two-headed lamb, then a girl with 4 arms and 4 legs? Few days ago in Perth, there was a new born kitten with two faces, almost two heads. Yesterday, Rev. Dr. Wu Yi informed me about... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 21 Nov 2008 11:33 PM | read this entry

November 14, 2008

in the middle of a roundabout

You can find something interesting around Sydney, in the middle of a roundabout. And the actual artwork. (as usual, more photo follows...)... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 14 Nov 2008 12:07 PM | read this entry

November 13, 2008

tiger cubs are very friendly

Remember the store of a sow, three tiger cubs and a dozen piglets mentioned in late September? It turns out that tiger cubs are very easy to get along with. Presenting the chimpanzee mother and her two tiger cubs.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Nov 2008 12:42 PM | read this entry

November 4, 2008

Melbourne Cup Day news

Not about the next occupant of The White House, but I have some exciting news on this Melbourne Cup Day. Remember the poor little swine Bruce who made headlines a few weeks back? He caused some trouble to Caroline, and... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 04 Nov 2008 7:03 PM | read this entry

September 25, 2008

cubs, piglets and a sow

The title can be read as baby tigers, baby pigs and a pig mother. (to Don: Antony does not speak English.) This must be week of pig or perhaps year of pig. Bruce the pushy pig who made the headline... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 25 Sep 2008 9:34 PM | read this entry

September 24, 2008

little piggy is saved

An update about Bruce the pushy pig who made the headline yesterday, he was granted clemency. I couldn't put it any better (to Don: Antony does not speak English.), there's from tonight's 7News: �Rangers used bananas to entice Bruce... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 24 Sep 2008 10:03 PM | read this entry

September 23, 2008

poor little swine

A little village Uki in northern New South Wales (not far from the border between NSW and Queensland) has an interesting news. There was a pig named Bruce, and he was loved by Caroline and neighbours. However, Bruce became �over... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 23 Sep 2008 7:56 PM | read this entry

September 13, 2008

nothing beats the USA

After the resigning of Morris Iemma as NSW Premier (see previous entry). The new Premier Nathan Rees appointed Matt Brown as Minister for Police and Minister for the Illawarra on Monday (8 Sept 2008). He resigned 3 days later (11... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 13 Sep 2008 5:31 PM | read this entry

August 12, 2008

Bonds - The Short

Back in 2005, Play Underwear designed a very smart underwear, for geeks and music fans - iBoxer. An undie with a pocket designed for holding the state of art iPods. (SillyDog701 forum discussion) Then, Levi's has iJeans. (SillyDog701 forum discussion)... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 12 Aug 2008 10:36 PM | read this entry

June 5, 2008

Miss Man on Australia's Got Talent

Tuesday night's Australia's Got Talent Semi-Final 2 featured Miss Man's performance. Here's the video clip: (Click the screenshot above to watch the video clip) Enjoy the drag queen show! Just for those who don't know, Dannii Minogue is Kylie Minogue's... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 05 Jun 2008 8:40 AM | read this entry

May 6, 2008

Australia's favourite chicken

I am sure Rev. Dr. Wu Yi will like this commercial. Nando has a commercial in the style of Australia's Got Talent or Australian Idol. Here's the clip: For the profile of each chicken contestant, please visit http://bigchicken.com.au/ The video... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 06 May 2008 8:11 PM | read this entry

April 30, 2008

it's momsense: Mom's Overture

From my recorded video clip. There's a very interesting one from The Morning Show. Comedian Anita Renfroe showed everything a mom would say in a 24-hour period. Click on the screen shot below to watch the clip. Well, listen carefully.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 30 Apr 2008 11:39 PM | read this entry

November 10, 2007

no urinal games, says Belgium police

(From Engadget. ) There is (or was) something called "urinal-based racing game" which I've never heard of. It is said that you can have a racing game while peeing. You drive with your pee, according to Engadget. The purposed installation... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 10 Nov 2007 12:29 PM | read this entry

November 2, 2007

10 rolls of toilet per day per soldiers!?

According to News.com.au, German soldiers use 800 million rolls of toilet paper a year. Former soldiers said the number is actually a lot higher. That equals to 10 rolls of toilet paper a day per soldier. One blogger recalled that... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Nov 2007 4:49 PM | read this entry

October 18, 2007

save the poo, save the planet

According to an Indian environmental expert, you can save the environment by saving your poo (excrement, faeces or simply shit whichever you want to call it). The principle is simple according to Mr Pathak. A toilet system that organically breaks... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 18 Oct 2007 10:05 AM | read this entry

October 10, 2006

Optus animal

Recently, Optus has an interesting animal commercial on TV in Australia. I captured it here: (streaming video, 1 min) If I remember correctly, Telecom NZ had quite a few animal commercials. Telecom NZ's commercials were trying to show how cute... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 10 Oct 2006 4:46 AM | read this entry

August 9, 2006

remarkably similar

Just some screenshots from the stream of WWDC06 Keynote. It's not hard to notice the interface of upcoming Windows Vista looks just like Mac OS X Tiger, released more than one year ago, on 29th April 2005. The default layout:... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 09 Aug 2006 1:07 PM | read this entry

August 1, 2006

a dog, a cat and some food

I saw following video on You Tube, it's kind of funny. If you were a cat, and you lived with a dog who eats your food, you got to know how to protect your food. You can watch this clip... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 01 Aug 2006 12:33 PM | read this entry

February 22, 2006

Apple OS X Intel Poem, take 2

Don L. from HardwareHacks 2000 wrote following poem to me,Antony's karma check for today: There once was an extremist that whined that open-source supporters were blind, yet through his magic glasses, he thought he was speaking the truth, but found... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 22 Feb 2006 9:56 AM | read this entry

August 29, 2005

monkeys and cats

I saw this photo from Foo York (formerly known as iamcol.com) website. It's so funny.... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 29 Aug 2005 7:43 AM | read this entry

March 29, 2005

two stupid bandits

NSW teenagers who robbed US$171,000 from a US bank photographed themselves in a toilet with the stolen cash.

(read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 29 Mar 2005 12:42 AM | read this entry

March 2, 2004

it's wise to carry a spare battery

... or you might get arrested when you charge your laptop in public. A 23-year-old travelling Greenpeace activist arrested last year for plugging his Apple iBook into a railway station power socket. He apparently low on battery power. The electricity... (read this entry)

Posted by Antony on 02 Mar 2004 2:36 PM | read this entry