Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else, Housewives
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Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else, Housewives

The controversial fat kid episode that outraged America is on tonight!

Last week on Wisteria Lane, Lynette discovers another side to her moody son, Porter. Meanwhile, Gaby seems to have lost the money, the figure, and she attempts to keep her social stature. Then, the time has come for the men in Susan's life to meet, and Mrs McCluskey enlists Katherine's help to uncover more about their new neighbour Dave Williams.

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Tonight on Desperate Housewives, (Season 5 episode 3, Kids Ain't Like Everybody Else)

Bree's estranged daughter, Danielle, returns to Wisteria Lane. Elsewhere, Gaby and Susan find themselves embroiled in a catfight, while Lynette comes home to find Tom and Dave have formed a garage band. Then, Katherine and Mrs McCluskey invite Edie to lunch to press her for more information on Dave.

Don't miss out tonight's Desperate Housewives (controversial fat kid episode) at 8.30 on Channel Seven followed by all new Brothers & Sisters. Underbelly: A Tale of Two Cities is on at 8.30 on Channel Nine.

Last week's Mary Alice Young quote:
“Yes, everyone appreciates a good neighbour...
You know, the kind that helps you with the groceries... But doesn't ask, “why is your son so moody?”
The type that delivers misplaced mail... But doesn't point out your wife seems discontented.
The sort that offers to mow your lawn... But doesn't mention your husband seems cold.
But if you're not sure the man next door is as nice as he would have you believe. Do everything you can to get to know him better.”

Last time on Desperate Housewives, (Season 5 episode 2, We're So Happy You're Happy):

Jackson finally spends the night at Susan's because M.J. is away on a sleepover. When he goes out to get the morning paper dressed only in his robe, he runs into Mike, who insists on getting to know the man who's sleeping with his ex-wife. If he doesn't approve, Mike threatens to alter his custody agreement with Susan. Things look great when Mike takes a shine to Jackson but Susan is horrified when she realizes that they talked about what she likes in bed and forbids Jackson to hang out with Mike again. She's afraid that Mike will poison Jackson's attitude towards her, giving how ugly their divorce got, but he assures her he's not holding any grudges, so she relents and lets them be friends.

Orson objects when Bree is billed as "Mrs. Van de Kamp" on her new book, instead of as "Mrs. Hodge." He's horirbly upset when she says there's "no Mr. Van de Kamp" during a radio interview but doesn't happen to mention that there's a Mr. Hodge. She offers to make it up to him by cooking a pot roast but completely forgets about it when an interview runs late. He insists she cook him one, even though it's after midnight, and she complies, crying.

Lynette decides the only way to talk to moody teen Porter is via a networking site called Silverfizz, so she signs up and invents an alter ego, Sarah J. The two are soon chatting avidly about poetry, but things take an unexpected turn when Porter develops a crush on what he thinks is a 16-year-old girl. The jig is up when she writes him a "Dear John" note and accidentally signs it "Love, Mom." She tells him she misses the times when they used to talk and he insists he wasn't talking to her online, but to Sarah.

Later that night, Dave calls his doctor, whose care he's been under for a rage problem so Carlos takes a job as a masseur at the country club, so Bree feels it's inappropriate for him and Gabrielle to attend a party she's catering for the country club set. Gabby doesn't want to miss the party season, so she shows up anyway and is horrified when they're kicked out for not being on the guest list. She's devastated at "losing everything" but Carlos tells her he's happier than his rich clients are and wishes she would feel the same.

Dave Williams tries to be the most resourceful neighbor Wisteria Lane has ever seen, but it might all be for naught because Edie insists on moving after Karen insulted her. Dave asks Karen to apologize but she says she'd have to hear it from Edie. She reconsiders when her cat goes missing and Dave offers to help find him. Toby mysteriously turns up after Karen makes the required apology, prompting Karen to do some research on Dave.
(source: Desperate Housewives recap)

In the United States, episode 16 and 17 are combined into one two hour season finale.

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Desperate Housewives (ABC)
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