Housewives' Ten Commandments?
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Housewives' Ten Commandments?

It was the Easter weekend, and the TV is full of Christian related shows. Channel Seven aired the second part of The Ten Commandments on the usual Desperate hour.

It's interesting to compare the Housewives and the Ten Commandments.
First one, I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.
They have no problem on that.
Second one, Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
They don't have problem on that as well, at least not yet.
Third one, Remember thou keep the Sabbath Day. They are fine with this.
Fourth Commandment, Honour thy Father and thy Mother.
Andrew hates his mother.
Fifth Commandment, Thou shalt not kill.
There were murders in the show, Paul Young murdered Martha Huber. Andrew Van de Kamp killed Mama Solis by speeding.
Sixth one, Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Well, Gabrielle Solis had sex with underage gardener John, Rex Van de Kamp had affair with Maisy Gibbons.
Seventh one, Thou shalt not steal.
They stole a few things from neighbours.
Eighth one, Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
Lots of conspiracies...
Ninth one, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife.
No, they haven't.
And the last one, Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods.
Jealousy? No really, but some of them are jealous about relationships.

Well, you have to excuse me for watching too many biblical TVs during Easter. I am not a Christian.

So the (official) Ten Commandments are...

1. I am the Lord thy God. Thou shalt not have strange gods before me.
   
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
   
3. Remember thou keep the Sabbath Day.
   
4. Honour thy Father and thy Mother.
   
5. Thou shalt not kill.
   
6. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
   
7. Thou shalt not steal.
   
8. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
   
9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife.
   
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's goods.

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