Gandalf: Beckham is a gay icon
from AntBlog701

Rumour has it David Beckham could be signing a £1.1 million deal with Calvin Klein. Apparently Beckham, AKA Golden Balls, spends a grand each month on Calvin Klein Boxers or to be more precise Calvin Klein Pro Stretch Boxers and allegedly he wants an opportunity to show off his tackle - wink, wink! Surely this is a genuine match made in heaven (unlike his marriage - only joking!); Golden Balls is indisputably the ultimate metrosexual and gay icon and Calvin Klein produce arguably the ultimate boxer shorts so on the face of it this is a sure-fire winning combination (unlike his team - not joking!). Perhaps the question on most peoples’ minds, even if they don’t want to admit it, is does David Beckham need any props to pose in a pair of CK boxers? Calvin Klein boxer short models have a certain reputation and Golden Balls will not want to let down the side, so perhaps a strategically positioned pair of rolled up Real Madrid socks will give Becks the necessary swerve. Whatever the result, Calvin Klein will surely not pass up this once in a blue moon opportunity to expose their CK boxers to Golden Balls’ global fan base…. and there are undoubtedly a few guys in San Francisco, Brighton and Barcelona hoping Becks will expose his Golden Balls to Calvin Klein’s global fan base too!

Posted by Kitmeout on 15 February 2006 4:55 PM.

no i dont think david is gay
http://www.starsareblind.com
Posted by Jay on 25 June 2006 10:29 AM.

Beckham is beyond Gay.He is a Multi Million Dollar,Multi National Corporation/ Icon Branded Image. Stretched out like "Sarah Jessica Hot Snatch in the Big Silly Parker" Epitomizing the empowerment of the Hot Urban Slut. Standard Mainstream Advertising Media,Nothing more and nothing less. Claude Edwin Theriault
Posted by malebeautyforum on 10 January 2008 2:55 AM.

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